it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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