She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
His nipple licking is glorious
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