My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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