i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
