Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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