you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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