There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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