doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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