First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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