laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
