No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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