I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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