i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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