i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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