When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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