How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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