Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
