Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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