You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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