what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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