YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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