problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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