is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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