All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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