Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wish you could order shots online.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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