Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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