we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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