its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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