So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's shark week go big or go home
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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