I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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