This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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