Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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