is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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