Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
that's an acceptable place to lick
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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