so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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