Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
where are you?
Hypothermia
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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