Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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