There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
