I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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