she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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