We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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