Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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