I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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