i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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