Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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