Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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