where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
