There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
