And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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