She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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