I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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